Bookmarks

Today I bought bookmarks with assorted colored bookmarks in bulk. Let me repeat myself.. I. Bought. Bookmarks. In. Bulk.

It is quarter to four in the afternoon. My day so far has consisted of waking up, eating very spicy hot wings before fully waking up, sitting in the living room with excruciating stomach ache, sleeping for a great deal of hours while my husband played video games, woke up and drank tea, went back to sleep, woke up and sifted through one of my husband's large tomes about world mythology (more about that later), considered swimming (but decided against it after Michael announced from our back patio that there was a rather fat woman already in the pool), ate pudding, ordered bookmarks in bulk.

There you go. A day in my exciting life.